I was just trying to take a selfie
my dad, in a sad voice (via akfabuloso)
I was just trying to take a selfie
my dad, in a sad voice (via akfabuloso)
My mouth is a fire escape.
The words coming out
don’t care that they are naked.
There is something burning in there.
Andrea Gibson, The Madness Vase (via observando)

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you…

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you…

the only person at my work i liked left :(

now everyone i work with is a lil trashy and no fun to talk to
or the owners so

except this one guy who’s barely working there anymore and barely talks 

artofdogs:

Golden Retriever puppy

artofdogs:

Golden Retriever puppy

vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

image

Jim Morrison recording ”Waiting for The Sun with The Doors, 1968.

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
thefrogman:

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elaphaia:

every mountain goats song:

  • list of suburban american images
  • mythological/literary reference
  • profound poetic statement at the climax
  • angry guitar
  • YEAH